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Old 11-26-2007, 05:54 PM   #1
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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Riding his Nomad with his buddies."

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Looks like the censor program bit my joke. "not a very nice person" replaced the original word which starts with an "a**" and ends with a "hole"
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