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01-06-2009, 04:39 PM
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Location: S/W Missouri
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Why motorcycles are better than women
1. Motorcycle curves never sag.
2. You can ride a motorcycle any day of the month. 3. Motorcycles never whine unless something is REALLY wrong. 4. You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up. 5. You can share your motorcycle with friends. 6. Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you have ridden. 7. When riding, you and your motorcycle ALWAYS arrive at the same time. 8. If your motorcycle is too loose you can tighten it. 9. You can drink beer and ride your motorcycle. 10. If you say things to your motorcycle you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again. 11. You can ride a motorcycle till YOU get sore. 12. Motorcycles won't insult you if you are a bad rider. 13. Motorcycles don't care if you are late. 14. You don't have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle. 15. If you get a new motorcycle, you don't have to keep sending money to the old one. |
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01-06-2009, 08:31 PM
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Location: Fayetteville, Georgia
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Why motorcycles are better than women
LOL, those are good. . .except for number 9. While it is possible it sure isn't very smart to drink and ride.
 Just my opinion.
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01-07-2009, 01:30 AM
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Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC
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Why motorcycles are better than women
My bike don't get mad 'cause I'm always RIGHT and NEVER wrong!
 And call me a mother you know what.
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01-07-2009, 09:30 AM
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Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
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Why motorcycles are better than women
I figured out most of those a little while ago.
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01-07-2009, 10:13 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Jefferson City, MO
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Why motorcycles are better than women
Can I get an Amen?!
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