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Old 03-10-2010, 08:54 PM   #1
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A young man who lived in a small back woods town, left to seek his fame and fortune. Three months later he returned with a shiny new Cadillac. The towns people were amazed, no one from this town had ever done so well and so a party in his Honor was held at the local watering hole.
After a few drinks, his best Friend said, "so tell us how you come to get yourself such a fine auto mobile".
The young man explained, "Well one day I was hitch hiking and this beautiful girl pulled up in this beautiful auto mobile. I jumped in and she proceeded to drive me out into the country. When she stopped, she got out and walked over to a big old tree, took off all her clothes, laid down under that tree and said take anything you want, so I took the car". "Good thing" replied his Friend "cause the clothes probably won't of fit you".
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