'The Reason Chickens Cross The Road Revealed'

[Loafer]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

DONALD TRUMP : All Mexican chickens who wish to cross this road must
submit to a complete background check, and full body search.

BARACK OBAMA : Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their
eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road
to surrender her eggs. Period.

JOHN McCain : My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he
recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON : What difference at this point does it make why the
chicken crossed the road.

DICK CHENEY : Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL : Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE : I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY : Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am
now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON : Why are almost all the chickens white?

Rev. Jesse Jackson: "DITTO"

DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first
deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other
side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking
on his current problems before adding any new problems.

OPRAH : Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which
is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going
to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and
not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER : We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but
we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE : That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You
can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

MARTHA STEWART : No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going.
I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped
to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS : Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will
be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of
how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.

BILL GATES : I have just released eChicken2015, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance
your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of e-Chicken2015. This
new platform is much more stable and will never reboot..

ALBERT EINSTEIN : Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one??????

[OldSchool]

[rick6375]

A good chuckle before heading to work. Love it!

[The Black Knight]

[cnc]

More explanations than I egg spect Ed.

[Loafer]

I'm glad there are still some around with thirst for humor.