I Love You Sweetheart

Loafer · 10-13-2015, 07:19 AM

Loving Messages to/from Husbands

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him? "Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart. "The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received in response.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Who the hell is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you??

4. What now? Did you crash the car again?

5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What the hell did you do now?

7. Are you shittin' me?!?

8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she.

rick6375 · 10-13-2015, 01:35 PM

These are good. Sounds liker not very much love shown somewhere here. gotta share.

The Black Knight · 10-13-2015, 03:06 PM

Scootergptx · 10-13-2015, 03:39 PM

When I went to look at the Vaquero before I bought it, I sent a text and a picture to my wife who was out of town.

She texted back, get it.

I sent "I don't know who this is, but hand the phone back to my wife."

Loafer · 10-14-2015, 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scootergptx

When I went to look at the Vaquero before I bought it, I sent a text and a picture to my wife who was out of town.

She texted back, get it.

I sent "I don't know who this is, but hand the phone back to my wife."

True Love was never deeper!

Ridefree · 10-14-2015, 01:38 PM

Love your jokes Loafer , keep them coming !!!

10-13-2015, 07:19 AM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	I Love You Sweetheart Loving Messages to/from Husbands A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him? "Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart. "The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received in response. Here are some of the replies: 1. Who the hell is this? 2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what? 3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you?? 4. What now? Did you crash the car again? 5. I don't understand what you mean? 6. What the hell did you do now? 7. Are you shittin' me?!? 8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 9. Am I dreaming? 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die. 11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. 12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

10-13-2015, 01:35 PM	#2
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10-13-2015, 03:39 PM	#4
Scootergptx Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Grand Prairie, TX Posts: 654	When I went to look at the Vaquero before I bought it, I sent a text and a picture to my wife who was out of town. She texted back, get it. I sent "I don't know who this is, but hand the phone back to my wife." __________________ 2011 Vaquero V&H slip ons Roaring Toyz intake PCV (removed) Ivan's ECU flash

10-14-2015, 01:38 PM	#6
Ridefree Sr. Member Join Date: May 2015 Location: Saskatchewan , Canada Posts: 1,441	Love your jokes Loafer , keep them coming !!!