if guys woke up with a vag*na

**jmorrow** · 09-11-2008, 04:50 PM

Top 10 things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vag*na for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do a split.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

1.
Finally find that damned G spot!

mmartin · 09-11-2008, 05:55 PM

LOL

dakals · 09-11-2008, 10:13 PM

The G spot one is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

ianicky · 09-12-2008, 02:41 AM

Anyone got a map ????

beezer · 09-12-2008, 07:35 PM

This is funny in a sick way and I really liked it :)

09-12-2008, 08:21 PM

It's cool being a woman!!

I found the OTHER part of that joke:

Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a p***s for a day:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9.

dakals · 09-12-2008, 10:56 PM

THAT IS AWESOME SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bow down to you, you have made me sooooo proud!!!!!!!!!

ridemslow · 09-12-2008, 11:07 PM

#6 gets a lot of women's attention. Haven't found one yet that can aim it right. ::)

Quote:

Originally Posted by suennico

It's cool being a woman!!

I found the OTHER part of that joke:

Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a p***s for a day:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9.

ridemslow · 09-12-2008, 11:09 PM

You still looking for that G spot?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Dooley

Top 10 things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vag*na for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do a split.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

1.
Finally find that damned G spot!

socwkbiker · 09-13-2008, 10:46 PM

LMAO!!

09-11-2008, 04:50 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	*if guys woke up with a vagna** Top 10 things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vag*na for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do a split. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too. 1. Finally find that damned G spot! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

09-11-2008, 05:55 PM	#2
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	*if guys woke up with a vagna** LOL

09-11-2008, 10:13 PM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	*if guys woke up with a vagna** The G spot one is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-12-2008, 02:41 AM	#4
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	*if guys woke up with a vagna** Anyone got a map ????

09-12-2008, 07:35 PM	#5
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	*if guys woke up with a vagna** This is funny in a sick way and I really liked it :) __________________ 2012 FLHTK

09-12-2008, 08:21 PM	#6
Guest Posts: n/a	*if guys woke up with a vagna It's cool being a woman!! I found the OTHER part of that joke: Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a p*s for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9.

09-12-2008, 10:56 PM	#7
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	*if guys woke up with a vagna** THAT IS AWESOME SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bow down to you, you have made me sooooo proud!!!!!!!!!

09-13-2008, 10:46 PM	#10
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	*if guys woke up with a vagna** LMAO!! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

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