Impatient Porsche Driver

Loafer · 02-20-2012, 10:36 AM

Impatient Porsche driver

Impatient Porsche driver plows into wet cement

18 hrs ago

Facebook and Twitter are burning up with photos of the man who gave up on waiting for San Francisco construction traffic. When he tried a clever shortcut, he landed his expensive ride smack into a patch of fresh cement.

Afterward, "He didn't want to open the door and have concrete get in; the whole undercarriage and brakes will need to [be] cleaned or replaced," Yahoo says, citing a witness writing on the Paceline bike forums.

If insurance doesn't cover it, the driver at least has a new and very expensive statue.

**ringadingh** · 02-20-2012, 10:52 AM

They should have let the car sit there overnight, just because.

**Top Cat** · 02-20-2012, 11:15 AM

What a dumbass.
It could have been alot worse, he could have hit one of the construction crew. I would have helped get him out but some of the cement may have gotten on my hands and mysteriously got all over the outside of his car. You know , like down inside the window channel and maybe in the locks

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-20-2012, 05:32 PM

People like that really annoy me. I hope some of the cement hardens in places he didn't get cleaned good.

**markclark57** · 02-20-2012, 05:45 PM

They had a cement truck right there . . . Should have just filled it up and used it for a speed bump.

ToeJam · 02-20-2012, 06:23 PM

Would have loved to seen his face when he bottomed out.

toy4bob · 02-20-2012, 06:26 PM

I am surprised the construction guys seem to be helping... I would have sat back laughing and tell him to cal triple A. Or offered to use the excavator to "scoop" him out

02-20-2012, 10:36 AM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Impatient Porsche Driver Impatient Porsche driver Impatient Porsche driver plows into wet cement 18 hrs ago Facebook and Twitter are burning up with photos of the man who gave up on waiting for San Francisco construction traffic. When he tried a clever shortcut, he landed his expensive ride smack into a patch of fresh cement. Afterward, "He didn't want to open the door and have concrete get in; the whole undercarriage and brakes will need to [be] cleaned or replaced," Yahoo says, citing a witness writing on the Paceline bike forums. If insurance doesn't cover it, the driver at least has a new and very expensive statue. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email] Last edited by Loafer; 02-20-2012 at 10:41 AM.

02-20-2012, 10:52 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	They should have let the car sit there overnight, just because. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-20-2012, 11:15 AM	#3
Top Cat Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Peoples Republic of New York State Posts: 15,154	What a dumbass. It could have been alot worse, he could have hit one of the construction crew. I would have helped get him out but some of the cement may have gotten on my hands and mysteriously got all over the outside of his car. You know , like down inside the window channel and maybe in the locks __________________ Tim "TC" Conley VBA #9 2011 Victory Kingpin mine 2013 Victory Boardwalk -hers [LEFT][COLOR=#000000] [SIZE=4]

02-20-2012, 05:32 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	People like that really annoy me. I hope some of the cement hardens in places he didn't get cleaned good. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-20-2012, 05:45 PM	#5
markclark57 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,108	They had a cement truck right there . . . Should have just filled it up and used it for a speed bump. __________________ 2006 Vulcan 1600 Classic "George III" (Patricia's) 2006 Vulcan 1600 Nomad "Grace" (Mark's) Mark Clark VBA #1619 TaibhseDaid@Gmail.Com "Irish" @ Maricopa County Chapter of B.A.C.A. Phoenix, AZ

02-20-2012, 06:23 PM	#6
ToeJam Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Houston Posts: 467	Would have loved to seen his face when he bottomed out. __________________ Jim / Houston Texas VBA #01936 VROC #34478 TexasVROC 2010 Nomad

02-20-2012, 06:26 PM	#7
toy4bob Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Warsaw, Indiana Posts: 371	I am surprised the construction guys seem to be helping... I would have sat back laughing and tell him to cal triple A. Or offered to use the excavator to "scoop" him out __________________ 2011 Vaquero, The pretty red kind (and fastest!) 1989 Yamaha FJ1200 VBA #01898