All hail the sayings of "Vulcan"

[voyager]

Okay, this isn't mine, but I thought it was a great line none the less.
This is for everyone to read before they take their bike out for it's first ride of the season after a long winter's nap.

Now, let us all bow our heads in prayer.............

For yea, it sayeth in the book of Vulcan:
Check closely thy oil before thou ridest afar, lest thy steed spew critical hardware unto thy path afore thee, causing a sadness upon the land.
Amen.

[bosko]

Amen.

[BandC]

Amen

[misunderstood]

What's this "winter's nap" you speak of ? ::)

[dogdoc]

we have no friggin winter nap in the south. :-)

[rlfaubion]

Isn't winter when you're supposed to put your engine guard chaps on ???

[VulcanE]

Yes, winter is when you put your engine guard chaps on, so you don't get that cool breeze running up your pants legs. ??? ;)

[cactusjack]

Winter??? What's winter?

[bosko]

Originally Posted by cactusjack

Winter??? What's winter?

Winter SUCKS.

[trip]

Amen...halleujah and amen.

[rhunt4]

bosko I am sending you a bill for ruining my monitor. broke the glass out of it

[kenb]

Amazing! I see a similar statement every time I fire up any of my vehicles:

For yea, it sayeth in the book of Lawnmower:
Check closely thy oil before thou Mowest afar, lest thy steed spew critical hardware unto thy lawn afore thee, causing a sadness upon the wallet.

For yea, it sayeth in the book of Quad:
Check closely thy oil before thou ridest afar, lest thy steed spew critical hardware unto thy path afore thee, causing a sadness upon the land.

For yea, it sayeth in the book of Outboard;
Check closely thy oil/fuel mix before thou boateth afar, lest thy steed spew critical hardware unto thy wake afore thee, causing a sadness upon the waters.


For yea, it sayeth in the book of RV Generator:
Check closely thy oil before thou vacation afar, lest thy genie spew critical hardware unto thy path afore thee, causing spouse to speaketh a language not to be heard.

[foztex]

Amen / so be it; however, no winter nap where I live.

[djh]

LIVE LONG A PROSPER CAPTAIN KIRK aka Bosko Now PUT on some clothes. You really have givin the notion of having fun in the snow a whole new meaning. also I think were all glad you decided NOT to make any snow Angels! DJ

[lw]

Originally Posted by DJ

LIVE LONG A PROSPER CAPTAIN KIRK aka Bosko Now PUT on some clothes. You really have givin the notion of having fun in the snow a whole new meaning. also I think were all glad you decided NOT to make any snow Angels! DJ

Only one word came to mind when that frozen diver pic came on the screen and that was "shrinkage"