Littly Johnny strikes again!

Yellow Jacket · 11-10-2008, 10:19 PM

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, which was very fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, Molly, and fascinating is an extension of the word, but I would like someone to use the word fascinate in a sentence.'

Sally raised her hand and said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'

The teacher again said, 'Well, that was good Sally, and fascinated is also a form of the word, however, we're looking for someone to use only the word fascinate in a sentence.

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before, however, to move the lesson along and since she figured there was no way even Little Johnny could damage the word 'fascinate,' she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but after her implant job, her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

rooster1 · 11-11-2008, 12:53 PM

A good one :)

**ringadingh** · 11-12-2008, 01:04 AM

See that; Johnny does pay attention. ;)

11-10-2008, 10:19 PM	#1
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Littly Johnny strikes again! A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, which was very fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, Molly, and fascinating is an extension of the word, but I would like someone to use the word fascinate in a sentence.' Sally raised her hand and said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.' The teacher again said, 'Well, that was good Sally, and fascinated is also a form of the word, however, we're looking for someone to use only the word fascinate in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before, however, to move the lesson along and since she figured there was no way even Little Johnny could damage the word 'fascinate,' she called on him. Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but after her implant job, her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.' __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

11-11-2008, 12:53 PM	#2
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Littly Johnny strikes again! A good one :)

11-12-2008, 01:04 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Littly Johnny strikes again! See that; Johnny does pay attention. ;) __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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