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Old 09-05-2010, 12:41 AM   #1
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Just Wondering

Two older guys are sitting around talking and one says to the other.

"Ya know, when I was 20 and got a hard-on,
I couldn't bend it with both hands.
By the time I was 30, I could bend it
about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.
By the time I was 50, I could bend it
about 20 degrees, no problem.
I'm gonna be 53 next week, and now I can
almost bend it in half with just one hand."

Then the other one says, "So, what's your point?"

"Well, I'm just wondering
how much stronger I'm gonna get!"

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Old 09-05-2010, 06:11 AM   #2
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Old 09-05-2010, 06:22 AM   #3
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I must be Superman!!!!!!
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