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02-28-2015, 10:57 AM | #1 |
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Employee Evaluations & Performance
Some of these have worked for me. And, I’m sorry that some escaped and may now work with/for you…lol
1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig." 2) "I would not allow this employee to breed." 3) "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be." 4) "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." 5) "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet." 6) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle." 7) "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." 8) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." 9) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." 10) "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better." 11) "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together." 12) "A gross ignoramus... 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus." 13) "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier." 14) "I would like to go hunting with him sometime." 15) "He's been working with glue too much." 16) "He would argue with a signpost." 17) "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room." 18) "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell." 19) "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one." 20) "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on." 21) "A prime candidate for natural DE-selection." 22) "Donated his brain to science before he was through using it." 23) "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming." 24) "He's got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it." 25) "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week." 26) "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change." 27) "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean." 28) "It's hard to believe he beat off 1,000,000 other sperm." 29) "One neuron short of a synapse." 30) "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled." 31) "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60 minutes'."
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02-28-2015, 04:27 PM | #2 |
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I've worked with some of those.........................
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02-28-2015, 04:41 PM | #3 |
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Hey,,, that looks like my last evaluation... where'd you get that ?
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03-01-2015, 10:27 AM | #4 |
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I think I work with some of those people.
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03-07-2015, 12:58 PM | #5 |
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One heartless smart ass put "We made more money giving this one the day off with pay" on my eval.
Some supervisors are so cruel and unappreciative.
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