Letter from the Boss. . .

lw · 05-29-2009, 11:50 PM

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

**ringadingh** · 05-30-2009, 08:02 AM

ridemslow · 05-30-2009, 10:18 AM

That sounds reasonable enough. ;)

Yellow Jacket · 05-30-2009, 11:38 AM

That is absolutely, freaking exceptional!

rooster1 · 05-30-2009, 12:07 PM

Sounds fair to me.

**glwilson** · 06-04-2009, 05:26 PM

If only I could have the opportunity to do that! ;)

blowndodge · 06-04-2009, 05:37 PM

In a perfect world!!

basco · 06-04-2009, 06:44 PM

I like the way you think

ken · 06-05-2009, 08:45 AM

I was enjoying the jokes until this one. This sucks. I find it hard to believe that you all are supporters of criminals and by that I refer to the former administration. Jail time for Cheney and Bush....now that's funny.

lw · 06-05-2009, 10:48 AM

The world wold be a boring place if he all thought/felt/believed the same things. We'll just have to agree to disagree, sir.

chainsaw · 06-05-2009, 11:04 AM

So how's that "Hope and Change" working out for you?

**Cajunrider** · 06-05-2009, 02:09 PM

Best one I've seen here in a while. Too bad it's only a joke.....

dakals · 06-05-2009, 09:14 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

basco · 06-06-2009, 06:30 PM

Yeah boy I got some of that change got laid off changed from working to not working :-[ :-/

ken · 06-07-2009, 10:57 AM

Gentlemen and Ladies - Yes, I agree, we are all welcome to our own opinion, you to yours, and me to mine. But would things have been different financially if McCain would have been elected? The crash was coming regardless of who would havenbeen elected. I think in the end you will see that we have an extremely intelligent president and administration that will get us out of the mess but it will take time. I'm sorry for anyone who lost their home or their job or savings or whatever, but you cannot blame Obama and crew. Remember, McCain said economics was not his strong point.
Ok enough politics...let go back to biking and having fun. Be safe - Ken

05-29-2009, 11:50 PM	#1
lw Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pasadena, Texas Posts: 2,117	Letter from the Boss. . . As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

05-30-2009, 08:02 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Letter from the Boss. . . __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-30-2009, 10:18 AM	#3
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Letter from the Boss. . . That sounds reasonable enough. ;) __________________

05-30-2009, 11:38 AM	#4
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Letter from the Boss. . . That is absolutely, freaking exceptional! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

05-30-2009, 12:07 PM	#5
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Letter from the Boss. . . Sounds fair to me.

06-04-2009, 05:26 PM	#6
glwilson Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: North Central Illinois Posts: 8,575	Letter from the Boss. . . If only I could have the opportunity to do that! ;) __________________ "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." "You can have your own opinion, but not your own facts." *Former VBA NCR Assist Regional Leader* Formerly: 2004 1500FI Bronze Nomad: 2009 & 2014 HD Ultra Current Rides: 2017 HD Ultra Limited & 2011 Can Am Spyder RTS-SE Attended: VBA National Rallies 2009, 2011, 2015; VBA/NCR Regional Rally 2010, 12, 14, 16 and several rides throughout with regional members. VBA Member #652 HOG Member #3935417

06-04-2009, 05:37 PM	#7
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Letter from the Boss. . . In a perfect world!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

06-04-2009, 06:44 PM	#8
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Letter from the Boss. . . I like the way you think

06-05-2009, 08:45 AM	#9
ken Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: North Germany Posts: 295	Letter from the Boss. . . I was enjoying the jokes until this one. This sucks. I find it hard to believe that you all are supporters of criminals and by that I refer to the former administration. Jail time for Cheney and Bush....now that's funny. __________________ Ken in Grosshansdorf

06-05-2009, 10:48 AM	#10
lw Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pasadena, Texas Posts: 2,117	Letter from the Boss. . . The world wold be a boring place if he all thought/felt/believed the same things. We'll just have to agree to disagree, sir.

06-05-2009, 11:04 AM	#11
chainsaw Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,732	Letter from the Boss. . . So how's that "Hope and Change" working out for you?

06-05-2009, 02:09 PM	#12
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Letter from the Boss. . . Best one I've seen here in a while. Too bad it's only a joke..... __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

06-05-2009, 09:14 PM	#13
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Letter from the Boss. . . LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

06-06-2009, 06:30 PM	#14
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Letter from the Boss. . . Yeah boy I got some of that change got laid off changed from working to not working :-[ :-/

06-07-2009, 10:57 AM	#15
ken Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: North Germany Posts: 295	Letter from the Boss. . . Gentlemen and Ladies - Yes, I agree, we are all welcome to our own opinion, you to yours, and me to mine. But would things have been different financially if McCain would have been elected? The crash was coming regardless of who would havenbeen elected. I think in the end you will see that we have an extremely intelligent president and administration that will get us out of the mess but it will take time. I'm sorry for anyone who lost their home or their job or savings or whatever, but you cannot blame Obama and crew. Remember, McCain said economics was not his strong point. Ok enough politics...let go back to biking and having fun. Be safe - Ken __________________ Ken in Grosshansdorf

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