A nun at hooters!!

[wompus]

A NUN AT HOOTERS This is clean and cute. A nun, badly needing to use to
the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with
music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn
off.' Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into
cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent. She
walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom? The
bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a
naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.' 'Well, in that case, I'll just
look the other way,' said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the
back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the
whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of
applause. She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did
they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?' 'Well, now they
know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?' 'No
thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun. 'You see,'
laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that
statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?

[Loafer]

A local bar named the 'Parking Lot Lounge' in Barre had that set up back in the seventies. It has changed hands over time and of course changed names several times. But it was really funny.