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10-02-2008, 03:58 PM | #1 |
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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.' 'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room. 'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so i got one for us too.' No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. 'Here, ' he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.'
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Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146 |
10-02-2008, 05:21 PM | #2 |
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HaHaHa now thats funny
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10-02-2008, 11:12 PM | #3 |
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LOL
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10-03-2008, 08:50 AM | #4 |
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LMAO!!
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10-04-2008, 08:46 PM | #5 |
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OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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