Twins

**jmorrow** · 10-20-2009, 03:40 AM

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked.
When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, 'Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two.. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're twenty-six. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four . '
'Hold on!' said the census taker, 'Did you get twins EVERY time?'
The woman answered, ' Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn't get nothing......

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-30-2009, 12:20 AM

Good one Jim.

10-20-2009, 03:40 AM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Twins A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, 'Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two.. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're twenty-six. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four . ' 'Hold on!' said the census taker, 'Did you get twins EVERY time?' The woman answered, ' Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn't get nothing...... __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-30-2009, 12:20 AM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Twins Good one Jim. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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