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Old 10-30-2009, 12:59 PM   #1
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Two Gay Men

There was two gay men living with each other for 20 years and one of them died, and when the other one was talking to the funeral director, the director said 'what would you like done to the body sir?'

The man replied 'I want it chopped up into little pieces and fed to me'

The funeral director, coufused, said 'why is that sir?'

The man replied 'I want him fed to me so I can feel him dripping out of my ass one last time'.
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Old 10-30-2009, 08:41 PM   #2
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Man oh man that is rough!!! :)
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Old 10-31-2009, 08:06 AM   #3
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I guess he really loved him didn't he. ;)
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Old 10-31-2009, 05:16 PM   #5
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can I barf now
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Guess that might be true.
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