Biker Takes Viagra

**ringadingh** · 01-19-2008, 01:05 AM

Crash, the Biker, walks into a pharmacy & says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three biker babes coming over tonight. I've never had three biker babes at once, & I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer & takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" & says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!"

The next day, Crash rides down to the same pharmacy, walks right up to the same pharmacist & pulls down his pants.

The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices that Crash's Johnson is black & blue with the skin hanging off in some places.

Crash says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay."

The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on
your dick while it's in that condition?"

Crash says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."

01-19-2008, 09:16 AM

I wonder if the manufacturer puts that warning on the label?

dakals · 01-19-2008, 09:41 AM

HAHAHAHAHA! Payback is a beotch!!!!!

ianicky · 01-19-2008, 12:15 PM

never found i needed to take it myself

**ringadingh** · 01-19-2008, 11:05 PM

ianicky; I assume you mean the Ben Gay.

ianicky · 01-20-2008, 05:00 AM

lol of course

01-20-2008, 10:09 AM

socwkbiker · 01-20-2008, 03:12 PM

How long you ben gay Nico?

01-20-2008, 03:24 PM

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How long you ben gay Nico?

Since you left here this morning.

socwkbiker · 01-20-2008, 04:07 PM

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[quote:1a8lbz0x]How long you ben gay Nico?

Since you left here this morning.

[/quote:1a8lbz0x]

LMAO!

dakals · 01-20-2008, 04:11 PM

HEY!!!!!! I left there this morning too!!!!!! So what are you saying?!!!!!!!

01-20-2008, 04:12 PM

Quote:

HEY!!!!!! I left there this morning too!!!!!! So what are you saying?!!!!!!!

socwkbiker · 01-20-2008, 04:53 PM

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HEY!!!!!! I left there this morning too!!!!!! So what are you saying?!!!!!!!

You made him gay? huh?

basco · 01-20-2008, 07:06 PM

Maybe thats why we haven't seen a picture ???

dakals · 01-20-2008, 07:27 PM

That was wrong. And you guys have seen my picture!!!!!!!! I told you it would scare you!!!!!

01-19-2008, 01:05 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Biker Takes Viagra Crash, the Biker, walks into a pharmacy & says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three biker babes coming over tonight. I've never had three biker babes at once, & I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent." The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer & takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" & says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!" The next day, Crash rides down to the same pharmacy, walks right up to the same pharmacist & pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices that Crash's Johnson is black & blue with the skin hanging off in some places. Crash says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay." The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on your dick while it's in that condition?" Crash says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up." __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-19-2008, 09:16 AM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	Biker Takes Viagra I wonder if the manufacturer puts that warning on the label?

01-19-2008, 09:41 AM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Biker Takes Viagra HAHAHAHAHA! Payback is a beotch!!!!!

01-19-2008, 12:15 PM	#4
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Biker Takes Viagra never found i needed to take it myself

01-19-2008, 11:05 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Biker Takes Viagra ianicky; I assume you mean the Ben Gay. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-20-2008, 05:00 AM	#6
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Biker Takes Viagra lol of course

01-20-2008, 10:09 AM	#7
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01-20-2008, 03:12 PM	#8
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Biker Takes Viagra How long you ben gay Nico? __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-20-2008, 04:11 PM	#11
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Biker Takes Viagra HEY!!!!!! I left there this morning too!!!!!! So what are you saying?!!!!!!!

01-20-2008, 07:06 PM	#14
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Biker Takes Viagra Maybe thats why we haven't seen a picture ???

01-20-2008, 07:27 PM	#15
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Biker Takes Viagra That was wrong. And you guys have seen my picture!!!!!!!! I told you it would scare you!!!!!

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