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Old 04-24-2008, 03:41 PM   #1
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Koala Bear

A koala bear decided to walk into town to find a prostitute and have a
little fun. After a night of sex at a local motel, the koala bear decides
to go down on the hooker one last time before he leaves. Feeling content,
the Koala bear starts to head out the door, only to be stopped by the
prostitute. "Hey there Mr. Koala bear! You just can’t leave without paying
me!" Puzzled, the Koala bear asks what she means. "You see, I am a
prostitute . . . here let me show you." The hooker takes a dictionary out
of her purse and finds the word prostitute. -- Prostitute, one who has sex,
and gets paid --. "I see", says the Koala bear. "Let me see that."
The bear thumbs through the dictionary and finds Koala Bear.
--Koala Bear, one who eats bush and leaves --!
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Old 04-24-2008, 04:15 PM   #2
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Koala Bear

Which goes to prove one of the rules I live by....

DON'T 4uck WITH BEARS ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Old 04-25-2008, 12:01 AM   #3
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