21 Ways to be a good Democrat

[blowndodge]

Twenty-One Ways To Be A Good Democrat:

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and Alexander Graham Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and that manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

21. You have to believe that it's OK to give federal workers the day off on Christmas Day, but it's not OK to say "Merry Christmas".

Ready to vote???

[landman]

i am ready to vote and i can't see where i much agree with any
of the beliefs on your list.guess i'm not much of a democrat.

[waterman]

BD, quit picking on the dem's. We know they can't take it.

[blowndodge]

Originally Posted by landman

i am ready to vote and i can't see where i much agree with any
of the beliefs on your list.guess i'm not much of a democrat.

Thats ok. Your just a closet Conservative.

[ringadingh]

Every one of those 21 reasons makes perfect sense to me.... ::) ::) ???

[Yellow Jacket]

Well, for what it's worth, I'm no Democrat. I'm not a Republican, Libertarian or Green Party member either.

I'm just an American citizen getting more and more pissed off by our sorry politicans.

I wish we could throw them all out of office. Pass a law stating that no Representative or Senator can hold office for more than two terms. Pass a law that lawyers wouldn't be eligible for Congressional office.

Never happen, the foxes are guarding the chicken house!

[djh]

good list BD. "Yellowjacket" your correct The foxes are guarding the hen house except they are guarding an empty house because our wonderfull government already gave all of the hens away to the illegals. Always remember there is one way to tell a politician is Lying. "THEIR MOUTHS ARE MOVING" ! We should make those Backsides pay for all these programs. DJ

[duke98248]

Originally Posted by DJ

We should make those Backsides pay for all these programs. DJ

DJ, they are paying for all those programs. Can't you feel their hand in your pocket? That isn't your bottom they are patting, they are checking to see if they missed any coins.......

And, as long as "they" are writing the rules, the rules will be to thier benefit, not ours. Personally, I think a nice King, maybe a real Dictator or Emporer is needed.......... then a revolution to toss the sorry $% in a dungon and start all over.......
OK, I'll check my med's again. Probably over dosed on the Dreaming stuff.

[macmac]

The thing is when there are no more workers earning any thing, where will the taxes come from? There is a end to this mess, but it is grim.

For years I have wished there was a way to get 51% of the tax payers to quit, which would break the back of big Govt. and it's spending.

It may be too late since slick willy sold us to Red Commie China and they are going DOWN along with us. The thing there is, they were not accustomed to the same life style we had for 50 years past.. So the average chinese have no idea what money is.

When they get hungery they go outside and find something to kill and eat whether or not they know what it is.

I always liked communism for what it really was too. There was this Elite, with nice cars and nice things surrounded by have nots... This country is getting to be the same way.

The deal breaker is to starve out the Elite.

Last Spring the Feds came dangerousely close to making a garden in the back yard illegal. Why no little home gardens could be USDA approved after all, and the Govt couldn't collect any fees on them.

Someone saw a light in DC and so we had the milibyte news with obama's wife and her little patch. Nice media bit that was of her holding a shovel, and looking at it wondering which end was for work.

With amount of BS in DC things should grow very well I would assume.

[ridemslow]

That is worth passing on!