Morning Sex

rooster1 · 07-18-2009, 10:00 PM

MORNING SEX
She was standing in the kitchen preparing 2 soft boiled eggs for
breakfast, wearing only a 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to
make love to me this very moment.'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going
to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all.
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt
still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained - 'The egg timer's broken

fish · 07-19-2009, 05:08 AM

:-[

**coacha** · 07-19-2009, 11:14 AM

That is funny.

**Cajunrider** · 07-20-2009, 09:18 PM

:-[ :-[

**ringadingh** · 07-20-2009, 09:34 PM

Im smashing the egg timer as soon as I get home.

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-21-2009, 11:54 PM

Yea, sometimes I am a little too quick myself.

07-18-2009, 10:00 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Morning Sex MORNING SEX She was standing in the kitchen preparing 2 soft boiled eggs for breakfast, wearing only a 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all. Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained - 'The egg timer's broken

07-19-2009, 05:08 AM	#2
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Morning Sex :-[ __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

07-19-2009, 11:14 AM	#3
coacha Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Haysville, KS Posts: 6,259	Morning Sex That is funny. __________________ Ron "Coach" Allan, Haysville, KS 1999 Nomad Wine and Red "KawaTanker" 2009 BMW R1200RT 2003 BMW K1200LT "Magic Carpet" DOA 11/7/2015 VBA #00291 IBA # 41995 DS #320 '08 Elkins, WV; '09 Helen, GA; '09 Custer, SD; '10 Stanton, VA; '11 Maggie Valley; '12 Townsend, TN; '13 Estes Park; '13 Blairsville, GA; '15 Eureka Springs; '16 Helen; '18 Custer, SD

07-20-2009, 09:18 PM	#4
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Morning Sex :-[ :-[ __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

07-20-2009, 09:34 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Morning Sex Im smashing the egg timer as soon as I get home. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-21-2009, 11:54 PM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Morning Sex Yea, sometimes I am a little too quick myself. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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