Bad Dream.....

**jmorrow** · 07-14-2008, 10:33 PM

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into
bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a
deep sleep.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where
St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep,
Ralph." Ralph was stunned.

"I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much
to live for.

Send me back!"

St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only
one way you can go back: as a chicken."

Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter
to send him to a farm near his home. The next
thing he knew, he was covered with feathers,
clucking, and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past.

"So, you're the new hen, he? How's your first
day here?"

"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have
this strange feeling inside''.

Like I'm gonna explode!"

"You're ovulating," explained the rooster.

"Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?"

"Never," said Ralph. "Well, just relax and let it
happen." Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable
seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was
overcome with emotion as he experienced
motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his
joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a
smack on the back of his head, and heard his
wife shout, "Dammit, Ralph! Wake up.

You're sh*tting the bed!"

mmartin · 07-14-2008, 10:47 PM

Damn JD, ya killing me

07-14-2008, 11:11 PM

This is ALMOST as disgusting (and funny) as this picture...or visa versa!!!

mmartin · 07-14-2008, 11:26 PM

Well really
the picture don't look too bad
bring me another beer

dakals · 07-15-2008, 10:52 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!

bear · 07-15-2008, 04:25 PM

Give that man Ceegaar

**jmorrow** · 07-15-2008, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suennico

This is ALMOST as disgusting (and funny) as this picture...or visa versa!!!

That's not disgusting!!!!!! ??? I like breast.....

**ringadingh** · 07-15-2008, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suennico

This is ALMOST as disgusting (and funny) as this picture...or visa versa!!!

Im having dinner at your house!! Your chicken looks more yummier.

ridemslow · 07-16-2008, 03:28 PM

More like a nightmare than a bad dream...HAHAHAHA

07-14-2008, 10:33 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Bad Dream..... Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep sleep. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!" St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back: as a chicken." Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, he? How's your first day here?" "Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside''. Like I'm gonna explode!" "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?" "Never," said Ralph. "Well, just relax and let it happen." Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout, "Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're sh*tting the bed!" __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

07-14-2008, 10:47 PM	#2
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Bad Dream..... Damn JD, ya killing me

07-14-2008, 11:11 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	Bad Dream..... This is ALMOST as disgusting (and funny) as this picture...or visa versa!!!

07-14-2008, 11:26 PM	#4
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Bad Dream..... Well really the picture don't look too bad bring me another beer

07-15-2008, 10:52 AM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Bad Dream..... ROFLMAO!!!!!

07-15-2008, 04:25 PM	#6
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	Bad Dream..... Give that man Ceegaar

07-16-2008, 03:28 PM	#9
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Bad Dream..... More like a nightmare than a bad dream...HAHAHAHA __________________

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