Harley Davidson

**jmorrow** · 03-25-2008, 05:57 PM

Arthur (Harley)Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.

"

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God.

"

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me.

"

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes.

"

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1.
There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2.
It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3.
Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4.
the intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5.
And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours

beezer · 03-25-2008, 06:07 PM

03-25-2008, 11:36 PM

LOL, now that's funny and true.

**ringadingh** · 03-26-2008, 07:52 AM

;

D

bear · 03-26-2008, 12:20 PM

A+

ou365 · 03-26-2008, 10:49 PM

oh yeah

flightdoc · 03-27-2008, 02:54 PM

NO CHOICE HERE.

basco · 03-27-2008, 04:48 PM

Can I get an amen

dakals · 03-27-2008, 06:48 PM

What about women that ride motorcycles and men?!!!!!!LOL

03-27-2008, 07:12 PM

<marquee>http://s265.photobucket.com/albums/ii230/dakals/</marquee>

**jmorrow** · 03-28-2008, 06:29 PM

Quote:

What about women that ride motorcycles and men?!!!!!!LOL

03-28-2008, 06:52 PM

+1

03-25-2008, 05:57 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Harley Davidson Arthur (Harley)Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven. " Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. " St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yep, that's me. " God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?" God said, "Yes. " "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much; 4. the intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!" "Hmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

03-25-2008, 06:07 PM	#2
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Harley Davidson __________________ 2012 FLHTK

03-25-2008, 11:36 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	Harley Davidson LOL, now that's funny and true.

03-26-2008, 07:52 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Harley Davidson ; D __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-26-2008, 12:20 PM	#5
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	Harley Davidson A+

03-26-2008, 10:49 PM	#6
ou365 Jr. Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Tulsa OK. Posts: 33	Harley Davidson oh yeah

03-27-2008, 02:54 PM	#7
flightdoc Sr. Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Barrington, New Hampshire Posts: 1,285	Harley Davidson NO CHOICE HERE.

03-27-2008, 04:48 PM	#8
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Harley Davidson Can I get an amen

03-27-2008, 06:48 PM	#9
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Harley Davidson What about women that ride motorcycles and men?!!!!!!LOL

03-27-2008, 07:12 PM	#10
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03-28-2008, 06:52 PM	#12
Guest Posts: n/a	Harley Davidson +1

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