WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!

oldbikers · 05-07-2010, 03:10 PM

You, who worry about democrats versus republicans--relax, here is our real problem.

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating

"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

Yep, these are the same kind of 18-year-olds that just voted in our last election!

They breed and they walk Among US...

**ringadingh** · 05-07-2010, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by oldbikers

"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

She must have been a blonde. Everyone know that when your born by C section you were forced into this world against your will!

Yellow Jacket · 05-07-2010, 03:20 PM

This is the result of the destruction of the education system in the United States over the last 30 years.

sly · 05-07-2010, 03:35 PM

Future leaders, doctors, lawyers, and heads of industry.... :'( sad very sad.... Have you ever read an e mail from these idiots (no, I don't want to generalise but....) or have recieved a text message.... where did they learn to write ???, and don't get me started with the pants and "Y" generation

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timebandit · 05-07-2010, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Future leaders, doctors, lawyers, and heads of industry.... :'( sad very sad.... Have you ever read an e mail from these idiots (no, I don't want to generalise but....) or have recieved a text message.... where did they learn to write ???, and don't get me started with the pants and "Y" generation

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Maybe but they have the latest technology down path ;)

macmac · 05-08-2010, 12:41 PM

geeze it's sad ain't it?

sonny · 05-08-2010, 04:08 PM

I think the title of this post is very accurate. I wish it was not, and thank God we can be politically flippin' correct and not hurt any ones feelings.
Thanks for your time

**Kawhead** · 05-09-2010, 11:05 AM

I don't think she's that dumb. She was being clever.

I believe I've heard that one somewhere before.

Stand easy on this one.

ken · 05-09-2010, 11:58 AM

And what exactly is a natural born U.S. citizen? Does that mean someone born within the legal boundaries of the U.S. or a child born of at least one U.S. parents? Both are born as U.S. citizens. John McCain was born in the U.S. Canal Zone in Panama and was deemed a natural born U.S. citizen, but what of a child born to a U.S. soldier stationed in Germany and born in a German hospital? Would he/she qualify to become president? Interesting question.

NRiderUSA · 05-10-2010, 11:13 AM

or would a half Martian who was fathered by a half american while on vacation in Aruba drinking Tequilla under an umbrella made in China wearing sandles made in Italy working for a politician from greenland who believed Al Gore is right but can prove he is wrong..........

Surely there are what if its raining or not raining conditions to everything which is another reason we have fallen from the values that kept us above those with none.

AlabamaNomadRider · 05-10-2010, 11:23 AM

Jim, you are so right. That is the reason we are in the mess we are in. Maybe they should raise the voting age to say 25 or even 30 to eliminate idiots like that voting.

skiman · 05-10-2010, 11:25 PM

We'll this one happened to me and is true
I was in a pet store about 10 years ago I wanted to get a fish tank background that came on a roll the sign take it to the counter to be cut to length so up I stroll and ask for 3 feet of it the girl in her late teens early 20's takes out a tape measure pulls it open stares at it for awhile looks me right in the eye and asks " 36 inches in a foot right?" Doing all I could not to laugh I looked at my wife then back at her and said yes that's right and headed out the door with 3 long feet of background,

ken · 05-11-2010, 03:11 AM

Perhaps my question was a bit too difficult for some to contemplate.

skiman · 05-11-2010, 09:52 AM

Ken
Yes if both parents are US citizens and at least one has lived in the US

macmac · 05-13-2010, 12:25 PM

skiman in 05 into 06 i toured the USA on my Nomad and i ride thru 7 out of 5 deserts.

that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

05-07-2010, 03:10 PM	#1
oldbikers Sr. Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Sardis Mississippi Posts: 3,513	WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! You, who worry about democrats versus republicans--relax, here is our real problem. In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?" Yep, these are the same kind of 18-year-olds that just voted in our last election! They breed and they walk Among US... __________________ Jim Hardin Sardis MS Kawanow # 453 Proud PGR member Login or Register to Remove Ads
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05-07-2010, 03:20 PM	#3
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! This is the result of the destruction of the education system in the United States over the last 30 years. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009
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05-07-2010, 03:35 PM	#4
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! Future leaders, doctors, lawyers, and heads of industry.... :'( sad very sad.... Have you ever read an e mail from these idiots (no, I don't want to generalise but....) or have recieved a text message.... where did they learn to write ???, and don't get me started with the pants and "Y" generation :(" title="" border="0"/> :(" title="" border="0"/>... __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14
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05-08-2010, 12:41 PM	#6
macmac Sr. Contributor Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Tamworth New Hampster 06 1600 Posts: 12,484	WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! geeze it's sad ain't it? __________________ 06 1600 Nomad Just call me Mac molon labe come and get it
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05-08-2010, 04:08 PM	#7
sonny Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Livingston,La. (Colyell) Posts: 381	WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! I think the title of this post is very accurate. I wish it was not, and thank God we can be politically flippin' correct and not hurt any ones feelings. Thanks for your time __________________ '01 carbed Nomad
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05-09-2010, 11:05 AM	#8
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! I don't think she's that dumb. She was being clever. I believe I've heard that one somewhere before. Stand easy on this one. __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead
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05-09-2010, 11:58 AM	#9
ken Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: North Germany Posts: 295	WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! And what exactly is a natural born U.S. citizen? Does that mean someone born within the legal boundaries of the U.S. or a child born of at least one U.S. parents? Both are born as U.S. citizens. John McCain was born in the U.S. Canal Zone in Panama and was deemed a natural born U.S. citizen, but what of a child born to a U.S. soldier stationed in Germany and born in a German hospital? Would he/she qualify to become president? Interesting question. __________________ Ken in Grosshansdorf
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05-10-2010, 11:13 AM	#10
NRiderUSA Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Missouri Posts: 3,781	WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! or would a half Martian who was fathered by a half american while on vacation in Aruba drinking Tequilla under an umbrella made in China wearing sandles made in Italy working for a politician from greenland who believed Al Gore is right but can prove he is wrong.......... Surely there are what if its raining or not raining conditions to everything which is another reason we have fallen from the values that kept us above those with none. __________________ NRiderUSA "Rick" "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." 1946 George Orwell
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05-10-2010, 11:23 AM	#11
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! Jim, you are so right. That is the reason we are in the mess we are in. Maybe they should raise the voting age to say 25 or even 30 to eliminate idiots like that voting. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181
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05-10-2010, 11:25 PM	#12
skiman Advanced Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Nashville,NC Posts: 782	WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! We'll this one happened to me and is true I was in a pet store about 10 years ago I wanted to get a fish tank background that came on a roll the sign take it to the counter to be cut to length so up I stroll and ask for 3 feet of it the girl in her late teens early 20's takes out a tape measure pulls it open stares at it for awhile looks me right in the eye and asks " 36 inches in a foot right?" Doing all I could not to laugh I looked at my wife then back at her and said yes that's right and headed out the door with 3 long feet of background, __________________ 2002 Nomad 1500 FI 12" buckhorn apes Chuckster air kit Mustang seat and fender bib Avon Venom tires 2 right side Harley mufflers the quiet side. TFI fuel control Progressive 430 shocks 430-4213B (Best Mod to the bike I've made) Progressive fork springs (See Above) Kuryakyn grips A touch of chrome farkles Reckless fairing color match 2 tone paint. Kenwood deck with Polk 5 1/4" speakers. 2007 GSX1250 Stock for now
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05-11-2010, 03:11 AM	#13
ken Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: North Germany Posts: 295	WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! Perhaps my question was a bit too difficult for some to contemplate. __________________ Ken in Grosshansdorf
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05-11-2010, 09:52 AM	#14
skiman Advanced Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Nashville,NC Posts: 782	WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! Ken Yes if both parents are US citizens and at least one has lived in the US __________________ 2002 Nomad 1500 FI 12" buckhorn apes Chuckster air kit Mustang seat and fender bib Avon Venom tires 2 right side Harley mufflers the quiet side. TFI fuel control Progressive 430 shocks 430-4213B (Best Mod to the bike I've made) Progressive fork springs (See Above) Kuryakyn grips A touch of chrome farkles Reckless fairing color match 2 tone paint. Kenwood deck with Polk 5 1/4" speakers. 2007 GSX1250 Stock for now
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05-13-2010, 12:25 PM	#15
macmac Sr. Contributor Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Tamworth New Hampster 06 1600 Posts: 12,484	WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! skiman in 05 into 06 i toured the USA on my Nomad and i ride thru 7 out of 5 deserts. that's my story and I'm stickin' to it. __________________ 06 1600 Nomad Just call me Mac molon labe come and get it
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