Redneck love story

socwkbiker · 08-14-2007, 09:37 AM

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."

08-14-2007, 10:54 PM

Oh my lambie....... :-*

vulcanvixen · 08-15-2007, 01:16 AM

EWWWWWWWWWWE!!!!!

08-15-2007, 01:21 AM

you're a baaaaad boy!

At least The WM has an excuse to go after sheep you sick bastard!

08-15-2007, 04:02 AM

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Who?

socwkbiker · 08-15-2007, 08:20 AM

;D

08-15-2007, 09:58 AM

that sheep looks pissed

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socwkbiker · 08-15-2007, 11:34 AM

Wouldn't you be if you didn't at least have your own seat?

08-15-2007, 12:18 PM

True. I woudn't be very happy in that riding position!

socwkbiker · 08-15-2007, 12:21 PM

I wonder if he gave the sheep flowers for that ride?

08-16-2007, 08:11 AM

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dharris · 08-19-2007, 04:43 AM

Ok I gotta ask...How do ya know the difference between how a happy sheep and a pissed one Looks???

socwkbiker · 08-20-2007, 09:32 AM

How? ???

08-20-2007, 10:40 AM

The pissed one looks maaaaaaaaaaaad.. !

socwkbiker · 08-20-2007, 11:56 AM

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08-14-2007, 09:37 AM	#1
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Redneck love story Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled. "That sounds wonderful," said Jed. "Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us." "Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..." __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

08-14-2007, 10:54 PM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	Redneck love story Oh my lambie....... :-*

08-15-2007, 01:16 AM	#3
vulcanvixen Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: San Diego County, CA Posts: 350	Redneck love story EWWWWWWWWWWE!!!!!

08-15-2007, 01:21 AM	#4
Guest Posts: n/a	Redneck love story you're a baaaaad boy! At least The WM has an excuse to go after sheep you sick bastard!

08-15-2007, 04:02 AM	#5
Guest Posts: n/a	Redneck love story <marquee></marquee> Who?

08-15-2007, 08:20 AM	#6
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Redneck love story ;D ;D ;D __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

08-15-2007, 09:58 AM	#7
Guest Posts: n/a	Redneck love story that sheep looks pissed :(" title="" border="0"/>

08-15-2007, 11:34 AM	#8
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Redneck love story Wouldn't you be if you didn't at least have your own seat? __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

08-15-2007, 12:18 PM	#9
Guest Posts: n/a	Redneck love story True. I woudn't be very happy in that riding position!

08-15-2007, 12:21 PM	#10
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Redneck love story I wonder if he gave the sheep flowers for that ride? __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

08-16-2007, 08:11 AM	#11
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08-19-2007, 04:43 AM	#12
dharris Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chesapeake Virginia Posts: 88	Redneck love story Ok I gotta ask...How do ya know the difference between how a happy sheep and a pissed one Looks???

08-20-2007, 09:32 AM	#13
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Redneck love story How? ??? __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

08-20-2007, 10:40 AM	#14
Guest Posts: n/a	Redneck love story The pissed one looks maaaaaaaaaaaad.. !

08-20-2007, 11:56 AM	#15
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Redneck love story <marquee> </marquee> __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

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