DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR or N

**ringadingh** · 05-05-2010, 09:38 AM

David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts !!!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

sly · 05-05-2010, 10:07 AM

FUUUNNNNNYYYYYY

At least he didn't insult the rednecks.... then he would of really have been in deep

AlabamaNomadRider · 05-05-2010, 10:22 AM

Those are some good ones. I missed Letterman when he did that one. Wish I had seen it.

AlabamaNomadRider · 05-05-2010, 11:58 PM

Read through those again tonight and still funny.

05-05-2010, 09:38 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR or N David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts !!! David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR... # 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-05-2010, 10:07 AM	#2
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR or N FUUUNNNNNYYYYYY At least he didn't insult the rednecks.... then he would of really have been in deep __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

05-05-2010, 10:22 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR or N Those are some good ones. I missed Letterman when he did that one. Wish I had seen it. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

05-05-2010, 11:58 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR or N Read through those again tonight and still funny. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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