I think you're the father of one of my kids.

ridemslow · 02-21-2009, 09:41 AM

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do I know you?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

rooster1 · 02-21-2009, 02:54 PM

dabull · 02-21-2009, 05:04 PM

HA!!!!!!

Yellow Jacket · 02-21-2009, 06:01 PM

Oh my! Hope she doesn't have a parent/teacher conference with his wife!

**Kawhead** · 02-21-2009, 09:06 PM

**ringadingh** · 02-21-2009, 10:38 PM

She could have had a part time job you know.

**Cajunrider** · 02-21-2009, 10:54 PM

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02-21-2009, 09:41 AM	#1
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	I think you're the father of one of my kids. A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do I know you?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.' __________________

02-21-2009, 02:54 PM	#2
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	I think you're the father of one of my kids.

02-21-2009, 05:04 PM	#3
dabull Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Crestview, FL Posts: 2,409	I think you're the father of one of my kids. HA!!!!!!

02-21-2009, 06:01 PM	#4
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02-21-2009, 09:06 PM	#5
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02-21-2009, 10:38 PM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	I think you're the father of one of my kids. She could have had a part time job you know. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-21-2009, 10:54 PM	#7
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