The miracle of toilet paper

NRiderUSA · 07-09-2014, 09:55 PM

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts

are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up

with a suggestion, "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper

and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper

and standing in front of the mirror rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years." my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think

rubbing toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "It worked on your butt didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again, although he will continue

to take his meals through a straw. Stupid stupid man.

**HwyRider** · 07-09-2014, 10:32 PM

The Black Knight · 07-10-2014, 01:01 PM

**Kawhead** · 07-26-2014, 01:57 PM

Them old classics are still funny, even though they're old and classic.

Old Bear · 07-26-2014, 10:55 PM

Yup, oldie but still accurate!

Loafer · 07-27-2014, 06:10 AM

Will we ever learn?

**ringadingh** · 07-27-2014, 07:28 AM

I told my wife that one!!

07-09-2014, 09:55 PM	#1
NRiderUSA Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Missouri Posts: 3,781	The miracle of toilet paper THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion, "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and standing in front of the mirror rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years." my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "It worked on your butt didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again, although he will continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid stupid man. __________________ NRiderUSA "Rick" "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." 1946 George Orwell

07-09-2014, 10:32 PM	#2
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07-26-2014, 01:57 PM	#4
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07-26-2014, 10:55 PM	#5
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07-27-2014, 06:10 AM	#6
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07-10-2014, 01:01 PM	#3
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07-27-2014, 07:28 AM	#7
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