FUNERAL EXPENSES

**wompus** · 04-13-2011, 08:01 PM

Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertakers tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."

The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?"

One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk".

**ringadingh** · 04-13-2011, 09:28 PM

I guess its a bargain then.

AlabamaNomadRider · 04-13-2011, 09:39 PM

Funny one.

rooster1 · 04-13-2011, 10:30 PM

04-13-2011, 08:01 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	FUNERAL EXPENSES Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack. The undertakers tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100." The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?" One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk". __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

04-13-2011, 09:28 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	FUNERAL EXPENSES I guess its a bargain then. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-13-2011, 09:39 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	FUNERAL EXPENSES Funny one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

04-13-2011, 10:30 PM	#4
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	FUNERAL EXPENSES

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