Social Security

09-07-2008, 06:03 PM

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

beezer · 09-07-2008, 06:15 PM

that is sick Sue

09-07-2008, 06:54 PM

lol...why??? :-[

**jmorrow** · 09-07-2008, 10:46 PM

Just think, how you may have made some of the retired gentlemen on this forum feel........

**ringadingh** · 09-07-2008, 11:37 PM

LOL

ianicky · 09-08-2008, 02:23 PM

basco · 09-08-2008, 06:39 PM

Yeah you might have hurt BDs feelings ;)

dakals · 09-11-2008, 10:26 PM

roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ridemslow · 09-12-2008, 10:32 PM

I'd probly try that one.

09-07-2008, 06:03 PM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	Social Security A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

09-07-2008, 06:15 PM	#2
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Social Security that is sick Sue __________________ 2012 FLHTK

09-07-2008, 06:54 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	Social Security lol...why??? :-[

09-07-2008, 10:46 PM	#4
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Social Security Just think, how you may have made some of the retired gentlemen on this forum feel........ __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

09-07-2008, 11:37 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Social Security LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-08-2008, 02:23 PM	#6
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Social Security

09-08-2008, 06:39 PM	#7
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Social Security Yeah you might have hurt BDs feelings ;)

09-11-2008, 10:26 PM	#8
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Social Security roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-12-2008, 10:32 PM	#9
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Social Security I'd probly try that one. __________________

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