This is so true.....

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-31-2011, 11:40 PM

A well known Doctor was giving a speech to a large crowd.

Listening in awe, the speech went . . .

"The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.”

“Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High trans-fat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it”.

“Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

**ringadingh** · 02-01-2011, 04:17 PM

He nailed it!!

jesse · 02-02-2011, 08:20 PM

Even I knew that!

Stump · 02-02-2011, 09:53 PM

**jmorrow** · 02-03-2011, 03:53 AM

01-31-2011, 11:40 PM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	This is so true..... A well known Doctor was giving a speech to a large crowd. Listening in awe, the speech went . . . "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.” “Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High trans-fat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it”. “Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake." __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-01-2011, 04:17 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	This is so true..... He nailed it!! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-02-2011, 08:20 PM	#3
jesse Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Farmington, Arkansas Posts: 1,013	This is so true..... Even I knew that! __________________ 2012 Goldwing 80,000+ & counting 2005 Nomad 76,585 mi VBA #628 IBA #54485

02-02-2011, 09:53 PM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	This is so true..... __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

02-03-2011, 03:53 AM	#5
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	This is so true..... __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

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