Six Feet Under The Sheets

**jmorrow** · 10-03-2008, 07:29 PM

Kathy was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. “Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?”

“Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk; he isn’t going to notice you here with me.” The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Kathy, so he trusted her advice.
Sure enough, Kathy’s husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.

“Honey!” he yelled. “What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!”

“Dear, you’re so drunk, you can’t count. If you don’t believe me, count them again.”

The husband got out of bed, and counted. “One, two, three, and four… By gosh, you’re right, dear!”

socwkbiker · 10-03-2008, 07:51 PM

I hope I never get that drunk!

basco · 10-03-2008, 08:13 PM

I hope I never get that drunk again

**ringadingh** · 10-03-2008, 11:33 PM

I'll still get that drunk, maybe tomorrow.

dakals · 10-04-2008, 08:41 PM

OMG I BET HE IS BLOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10-03-2008, 07:29 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Six Feet Under The Sheets Kathy was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. “Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?” “Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk; he isn’t going to notice you here with me.” The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Kathy, so he trusted her advice. Sure enough, Kathy’s husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet. “Honey!” he yelled. “What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!” “Dear, you’re so drunk, you can’t count. If you don’t believe me, count them again.” The husband got out of bed, and counted. “One, two, three, and four… By gosh, you’re right, dear!” __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-03-2008, 07:51 PM	#2
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Six Feet Under The Sheets I hope I never get that drunk! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

10-03-2008, 08:13 PM	#3
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Six Feet Under The Sheets I hope I never get that drunk again

10-03-2008, 11:33 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Six Feet Under The Sheets I'll still get that drunk, maybe tomorrow. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-04-2008, 08:41 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Six Feet Under The Sheets OMG I BET HE IS BLOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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