Pot Smoking Monkey

**jmorrow** · 09-20-2008, 01:17 PM

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks
past, looks up, and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?"

The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they
smoke a few joints.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to the

river to get a drink. The lizard climbs down the tree and staggers
over to the river to get a drink of water, but he is so stoned, he
leans over too far and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him to to
the bank. Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up in a tree
with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out, and wanders off into the
jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a
joint.

The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!"

The monkey looks down and says, "SHIIIITTTTTTT........Dud e! How much
water did you drink?!"

**ringadingh** · 09-20-2008, 04:32 PM

Sounds like a Cheech & Chong movie!

basco · 09-20-2008, 07:42 PM

I use to hang out with that monkey from time to time back in high school

beezer · 09-20-2008, 10:22 PM

scratching my armpit I figure it best for me to not post here, if you need to reach me climb up my tree

09-21-2008, 11:12 AM

lol...that's funny man!!

09-23-2008, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basco

I use to hang out with that monkey from time to time back in high school

Ohhhhh... Cause of the weed ? ! ? We thought it was because you were bangin her ! ! ! !

basco · 09-23-2008, 09:01 PM

Could have been both I cant remember ::)

dakals · 09-23-2008, 09:14 PM

Heck yeah!!!!!!!!!!

09-24-2008, 12:41 AM

BAD BAD MONKEY ! ! ! ! ! Monkey needs a spankin ! ! ! ! !

09-24-2008, 12:03 PM

basco · 09-24-2008, 06:29 PM

Your never to old to spank your monkey

dakals · 09-25-2008, 11:27 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

09-25-2008, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suennico

See how happy he is? Nuthin happier than a spanked monkey... and he looks a little high to... o.k., o.k.... nuthin happier than a STONED spanked money !

mmartin · 09-30-2008, 09:29 PM

How did you guys know ?
back in the day,
I used to hang out with a dude called Monkey
I think thats him

09-20-2008, 01:17 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Pot Smoking Monkey A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they smoke a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to the river to get a drink. The lizard climbs down the tree and staggers over to the river to get a drink of water, but he is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him to to the bank. Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up in a tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out, and wanders off into the jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint. The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!" The monkey looks down and says, "SHIIIITTTTTTT........Dud e! How much water did you drink?!" __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

09-20-2008, 04:32 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Pot Smoking Monkey Sounds like a Cheech & Chong movie! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-20-2008, 07:42 PM	#3
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Pot Smoking Monkey I use to hang out with that monkey from time to time back in high school

09-20-2008, 10:22 PM	#4
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Pot Smoking Monkey scratching my armpit I figure it best for me to not post here, if you need to reach me climb up my tree __________________ 2012 FLHTK

09-21-2008, 11:12 AM	#5
Guest Posts: n/a	Pot Smoking Monkey lol...that's funny man!!

09-23-2008, 09:01 PM	#7
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Pot Smoking Monkey Could have been both I cant remember ::)

09-23-2008, 09:14 PM	#8
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Pot Smoking Monkey Heck yeah!!!!!!!!!!

09-24-2008, 12:41 AM	#9
Guest Posts: n/a	Pot Smoking Monkey BAD BAD MONKEY ! ! ! ! ! Monkey needs a spankin ! ! ! ! !

09-24-2008, 12:03 PM	#10
Guest Posts: n/a	Pot Smoking Monkey

09-24-2008, 06:29 PM	#11
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Pot Smoking Monkey Your never to old to spank your monkey

09-25-2008, 11:27 AM	#12
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Pot Smoking Monkey ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

09-30-2008, 09:29 PM	#14
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Pot Smoking Monkey How did you guys know ? back in the day, I used to hang out with a dude called Monkey I think thats him

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