A Short Love Story

jussmatt · 01-31-2008, 01:44 PM

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found them selves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight, let 's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own friggin blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

01-31-2008, 03:25 PM

'nuff said.

01-31-2008, 03:58 PM

lol....especially the 'fart' part!

01-31-2008, 04:03 PM

Quote:

lol....especially the 'fart' part!

Done.

socwkbiker · 01-31-2008, 04:21 PM

LMAO!! Hope it stunk!

01-31-2008, 04:50 PM

01-31-2008, 04:54 PM

yeah....that flippin' beotch deserved it after not getting her non husband a blanket...she should burn in...he11 shouldn't she Nico?

01-31-2008, 05:00 PM

blanket

vulcanvixen · 02-01-2008, 02:57 PM

Hmmm.....maybe each berth should be equipped with one:

01-31-2008, 01:44 PM	#1
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	A Short Love Story A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found them selves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight, let 's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own friggin blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted. The End

01-31-2008, 03:25 PM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	A Short Love Story 'nuff said.

01-31-2008, 03:58 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	A Short Love Story lol....especially the 'fart' part!

01-31-2008, 04:21 PM	#5
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	A Short Love Story LMAO!! Hope it stunk! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-31-2008, 04:50 PM	#6
Guest Posts: n/a	A Short Love Story

01-31-2008, 04:54 PM	#7
Guest Posts: n/a	A Short Love Story yeah....that flippin' beotch deserved it after not getting her non husband a blanket...she should burn in...he11 shouldn't she Nico?

01-31-2008, 05:00 PM	#8
Guest Posts: n/a	A Short Love Story blanket

02-01-2008, 02:57 PM	#9
vulcanvixen Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: San Diego County, CA Posts: 350	A Short Love Story Hmmm.....maybe each berth should be equipped with one:

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