RIP.... I think....

sly · 09-06-2011, 06:24 PM

Marthas husband was cremated when he passed. Picking up the urn, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" "Remember that car you promised me? Well, I bought it with the insurance money!" "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, insurance money!" Finally, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?" "Here it comes!!

Loafer · 09-06-2011, 07:09 PM

Sin City Stan · 09-06-2011, 07:29 PM

Women can be so vindictive.

**ringadingh** · 09-06-2011, 09:14 PM

**cnc** · 09-07-2011, 07:25 AM

I canceled all my life insurance right after reading this.

**BudMan** · 09-07-2011, 07:43 AM

Yellow Jacket · 09-07-2011, 03:54 PM

As far as insurance goes, it's always best to make sure you're worth more alive than dead.

2x18wheeler · 09-07-2011, 03:57 PM

That is a good one!

AlabamaNomadRider · 09-08-2011, 08:07 PM

That was funny and well worth the read.

09-06-2011, 06:24 PM	#1
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	RIP.... I think.... Marthas husband was cremated when he passed. Picking up the urn, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" "Remember that car you promised me? Well, I bought it with the insurance money!" "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, insurance money!" Finally, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?" "Here it comes!! __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

09-06-2011, 07:09 PM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	RIP.... I think.... __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

09-06-2011, 07:29 PM	#3
Sin City Stan Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,746	RIP.... I think.... Women can be so vindictive. __________________ Oldest Saloon In Nevada http://www.pioneersaloon.info/ "Sin City Stan" Henderson, NV VBA #01004 VROC #29365 2004 Nomad 1500L5 +100 "The Bike" 2009 Nomad 1700 (past) 2004 Vulcan Classic 800 (past) 2010 Cortez - 2011 Crescent City - 2012 Kanab - 2013 Estes Park

09-06-2011, 09:14 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	RIP.... I think.... __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-07-2011, 07:25 AM	#5
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	RIP.... I think.... I canceled all my life insurance right after reading this. __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

09-07-2011, 07:43 AM	#6
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	RIP.... I think.... __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

09-07-2011, 03:54 PM	#7
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	RIP.... I think.... As far as insurance goes, it's always best to make sure you're worth more alive than dead. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

09-07-2011, 03:57 PM	#8
2x18wheeler Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Bedell, New Brunswick, Canada Posts: 531	RIP.... I think.... That is a good one! __________________ VBA#1838 Blue Knights#70718 2009 HD Ultra Classic 2010 Nomad August 2011-July2012 2008 900 Classic LT February 2009-August 2011

09-08-2011, 08:07 PM	#9
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	RIP.... I think.... That was funny and well worth the read. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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