Why no one has seen Sasquatch

[Idaho]

A couple of years ago several of us with the local fly fishing club worked with Trout Unlimited and the US Forest Service to complete some stream work and catch and tag post spawn Bonneville Cutthroat Trout in the Thomas Fork of the Bear River on the Idaho-Wyoming border. It is mountainous terrain with lots of pine trees and sagebrush in the lower elevations. We were camped in a USFS campground just inside Wyoming in the pine forest. One of our members is an avid believer in the Sasquatch story and dearly hopes that one is found soon. That same week that we were sitting in the wilds of Wyoming there was a Sasquatch rendezvous of sorts in Pocatello at Idaho State University so it became one of our favorite topics around the campfire. One evening after we had enjoyed a great meal that included steak and all the trimmings including dutch oven blueberry cobbler we started talking about Sasquatch, again while we continued to consume copious amounts of adult beverages. We speculated about where they might live, perhaps even in the mountains around where we were camped, and where one might finally be found. We started wondering why none had ever been found, alive or dead. This brought a temporary lull in the conversation as we all sat back to listen to the crackling fire and watch the stars shining through the trees around us. Just then a jet went over us thousands of feet up and it all came together.

Sasquatch travel at night and they move between mountain ridges by .................................................. .....hang gliding. Yep, that's it. Hey, ever wonder why all those awnings come up missing in campgrounds? They steal 'em and make the gliders!

Oh, we are all sure that the adult beverages had nothing to do with this new truth in the search for Sasquatch.

Remember, if you can think it, it must be true.

[rksaw]

That's a lot of adult beverages being consumed to come up with that one!!! LOL.
Rich

[glwilson]

I am afraid to say I asked you the question; thus I deserved the answer!! Ha!

I am sure your friend, "the believer", was just thrilled to hear what you guys came up with.

[Idaho]

He was one of us, as I recall he supplied most of the beverages. We still laugh about it.

[rksaw]

We've all seen how alcohol warps our minds regarding beauty (the more beers, the prettier those ugly ones get), I wonder exactly what it was that your friend may have been seeing and just how drunk he was. Just Kidding,
Rich

[macman13]

My EX-wife was hairy and big enought to be Sasquatch.

and she is from Idaho.

If I have a choice I do not want to see Sasquatch ever again.

[rksaw]

Boy, that's wrong...just wrong.

[lomax]

...Now, that thar is funny!!!!! lmao

[macman13]

Below is a like that shows of my beloved ex-wife as she left.


http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/...bigfoot_lg.jpg


and no, I am not bitter about it. ::)

D_Spyz


Edited to fix link.

[bigjohn]

Back in '78 I learned the real truth about Sasquach...it was tastey, real tastey.

PETA - People Eating Tastey Animals

[schoeney]

Last time I went camping and consumed a few too many adult beverages we ended up with 10 adult guys singing "do wat diddy diddy dum diddy do" around the campfire at 3 am....right before we started playing flashlight tag in the Oregon desert on the banks of the Deschutes River in pitch dark....now that was real smart wasn't it?

That was about 15 years ago.

[Idaho]

Adult men singing do wah didy didy and playing flashlight tag?

Sorry I missed it! LOL