Bail out Mascot

**Cajunrider** · 02-23-2009, 08:28 PM

Our government today announced that it was changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

**coacha** · 02-23-2009, 08:41 PM

+1. Probably have to have a tube of Kentucky jelly with it though ;)

dabull · 02-23-2009, 09:07 PM

sounds just about right....

ridemslow · 02-28-2009, 12:10 AM

You know it's good when you hear that sudden gasp for breath and an uhhhhgh!!! ;) when you make that initail plunge.

rooster1 · 02-28-2009, 11:30 AM

Your message is becoming very accurate.

**ringadingh** · 02-28-2009, 07:40 PM

Couldn't have said it better myself!

02-23-2009, 08:28 PM	#1
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Bail out Mascot Our government today announced that it was changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that! __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

02-23-2009, 08:41 PM	#2
coacha Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Haysville, KS Posts: 6,259	Bail out Mascot +1. Probably have to have a tube of Kentucky jelly with it though ;) __________________ Ron "Coach" Allan, Haysville, KS 1999 Nomad Wine and Red "KawaTanker" 2009 BMW R1200RT 2003 BMW K1200LT "Magic Carpet" DOA 11/7/2015 VBA #00291 IBA # 41995 DS #320 '08 Elkins, WV; '09 Helen, GA; '09 Custer, SD; '10 Stanton, VA; '11 Maggie Valley; '12 Townsend, TN; '13 Estes Park; '13 Blairsville, GA; '15 Eureka Springs; '16 Helen; '18 Custer, SD

02-23-2009, 09:07 PM	#3
dabull Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Crestview, FL Posts: 2,409	Bail out Mascot sounds just about right....

02-28-2009, 12:10 AM	#4
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Bail out Mascot You know it's good when you hear that sudden gasp for breath and an uhhhhgh!!! ;) when you make that initail plunge. __________________

02-28-2009, 11:30 AM	#5
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Bail out Mascot Your message is becoming very accurate.

02-28-2009, 07:40 PM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Bail out Mascot Couldn't have said it better myself! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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