Chinese Private Eye

[AlabamaNomadRider]

A man suspected his wife of cheating. He decided to hire a private investigator. Ended up hiring a Chinese guy. Told the private eye what he suspected. The private eye told him not to worry if she was cheating he would find out and let him know. A couple of weeks went by and he hadn't heard from the private eye. He went to his office to inquire. The private eye told him he had followed the guys wife and she went to a man's house. When the guy inquired what went on the private eye told him they were on the couch and didn't do much, just a little kissing. Then they went upstairs. The man wanted to know what else happened. The private eye told him they went upstairs and he climbed a tree so he could see what they did. The man says well what did they do. The Chinese guy says well, he play with she hickey and she play with he hickey and me play with me hickey and me fall out of tree.