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Old 09-15-2010, 12:18 PM   #1
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A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the
male anatomy, she asked the doctor, “What’s that thing hanging between
my husband’ legs?”

The doctor replies, “We call that the p***s.”

The new bride then asks, “What’s that reddish/purple thing on the end of
the p***s?”

The doctor replies, “We call that the head of the p***s.”

Then the bride asks, “What are those two round things about 15 inches
from the head of the p***s?”

The doctor replies, “Lady, on him I don’t know, but on me they’re the
cheeks of my ass!”



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Old 09-15-2010, 01:23 PM   #2
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Sounds like she got herself a keeper!
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Old 09-16-2010, 06:02 AM   #5
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