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Old 08-02-2008, 12:32 PM   #1
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Wish I could think this fast ..........

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids....

After they got settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"


He replied, "No, I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints..."
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Old 08-02-2008, 01:42 PM   #2
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Old 08-02-2008, 02:27 PM   #3
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Would love to see the look on her face. . . :)
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:20 PM   #4
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In a Bill Engval voice "Here's your sign."
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:53 PM   #5
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LOL
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Old 08-02-2008, 07:16 PM   #6
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booboo1,booboo2...........
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Old 08-03-2008, 08:28 AM   #7
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Good Answer.
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Old 08-06-2008, 03:26 PM   #8
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LMAO!!!!!!
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Old 08-06-2008, 03:26 PM   #9
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I would have said no these are all the ones i kidnapped today!!!!!! LOL
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Old 08-06-2008, 05:40 PM   #10
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Yes I got a good deal on them at e-bay
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Old 08-07-2008, 08:16 PM   #11
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Some of Basco's kids!


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Old 08-07-2008, 08:20 PM   #12
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SWB....you threw in BD for good measure? Remember??? That is BD's baby pic!!!
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:01 PM   #13
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Didn't want anyone to forget ugly little BD.
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:13 PM   #14
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Hey I aint got nothing to do with that ugly little f**ker on the bottom
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Old 08-07-2008, 11:21 PM   #15
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"Ugly little BD".......omg....I'm dying!
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