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Old 09-14-2010, 09:48 PM   #1
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Old is When

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
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Old 09-15-2010, 10:00 AM   #2
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Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.

An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
I used to wonder what was going on at the nursing home. ;)
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Old 09-15-2010, 10:15 AM   #3
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God... I sure wish I could pull a all nighter again! ::)


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Old 09-15-2010, 08:52 PM   #4
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