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Old 01-02-2016, 10:49 AM   #1
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Wink A Dilemma

A student asked his english professor, “what is the definition of a dilemma?"

the professor said, “well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate that."

"imagine that you are lying in a big bed with a beautiful aroused naked young woman on one side and an excited gay man on the other."

"who are you going to turn your back on?"
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Old 01-02-2016, 11:05 AM   #2
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I'm more confused than a horny bi-sexual in an orgy....
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Almost sounds like an old Chinese proverb.
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Here's one for ya,

Man with itchy ass has smelly fingers...
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No matter what, I WOULD NOT FALL ASLEEP!
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Old 01-03-2016, 06:53 AM   #7
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Old 01-03-2016, 12:16 PM   #8
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Here's one for ya,

Man with itchy ass has smelly fingers...

And you know this...how?
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