Sex in the Dark

09-09-2007, 12:12 AM

There was this couple that had been married for 20
years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent
bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

09-09-2007, 03:53 AM

beezer · 09-09-2007, 04:28 AM

LMAO

dan · 09-09-2007, 05:10 AM

Okay, that one rates a place in my joke book. LOL

beezer · 09-09-2007, 05:29 AM

[img]http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/1beezer/funnyassh*tyl8.jpg[/img]

beezer · 09-09-2007, 05:49 AM

photobucket has a mind of it's own

09-09-2007, 09:21 AM

socwkbiker · 09-09-2007, 06:07 PM

09-09-2007, 09:53 PM

socwkbiker · 09-10-2007, 10:59 AM

then be careful Nico, don't want that stuff sticking to your boots.

09-09-2007, 12:12 AM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	Sex in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

09-09-2007, 03:53 AM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	Sex in the Dark <marquee> ;)</marquee>

09-09-2007, 04:28 AM	#3
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Sex in the Dark LMAO __________________ 2012 FLHTK

09-09-2007, 05:10 AM	#4
dan Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Alton, IL Posts: 174	Sex in the Dark Okay, that one rates a place in my joke book. LOL

09-09-2007, 05:29 AM	#5
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Sex in the Dark [img]http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/1beezer/funnyassh*tyl8.jpg[/img] __________________ 2012 FLHTK

09-09-2007, 05:49 AM	#6
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Sex in the Dark photobucket has a mind of it's own __________________ 2012 FLHTK

09-09-2007, 06:07 PM	#8
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Sex in the Dark __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

09-10-2007, 10:59 AM	#10
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Sex in the Dark then be careful Nico, don't want that stuff sticking to your boots. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

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