Can you relaty...?

**wompus** · 02-14-2011, 02:53 PM

A man had lost one of his arms in an accident.

One day he felt terribly depressed and decided to commit suicide.

He got into an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.

He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels..

He looked closer and saw this man didn’t have any arms at all.

He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself.

I still have one good arm to do things with.

There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.

He hurried down to the street and caught up to the man with no arms.

He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill him self.

He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again.

The one armed man asked, ‘why are you so happy anyway?’

He said, ‘I’m NOT happy …. my ass itches.

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-14-2011, 04:46 PM

Now that is funny.

**jmorrow** · 02-14-2011, 05:30 PM

Stump · 02-14-2011, 06:36 PM

Ooooops

Loafer · 02-14-2011, 07:27 PM

LMAO Thanks! :)

02-14-2011, 02:53 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Can you relaty...? A man had lost one of his arms in an accident. One day he felt terribly depressed and decided to commit suicide. He got into an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels.. He looked closer and saw this man didn’t have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself. I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life. He hurried down to the street and caught up to the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill him self. He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again. The one armed man asked, ‘why are you so happy anyway?’ He said, ‘I’m NOT happy …. my ass itches. __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

02-14-2011, 04:46 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Can you relaty...? Now that is funny. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-14-2011, 05:30 PM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Can you relaty...? __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

02-14-2011, 06:36 PM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Can you relaty...? Ooooops __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

02-14-2011, 07:27 PM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Can you relaty...? LMAO Thanks! :) __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]