Gone Fishing!

**jmorrow** · 10-10-2008, 08:26 PM

First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.

Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck'.

Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'

Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave my wife a nudge and said, 'Fishing or Sex?'

She said, 'Wear sun-block. :-/

mmartin · 10-10-2008, 08:28 PM

Thats me

fish · 10-10-2008, 09:22 PM

it works for me

dakals · 10-11-2008, 10:50 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!

bobzinger · 10-13-2008, 10:09 AM

talking bout fishing...

10-10-2008, 08:26 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Gone Fishing! First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend. Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck'. Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.' They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?' Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave my wife a nudge and said, 'Fishing or Sex?' She said, 'Wear sun-block. :-/ __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-10-2008, 08:28 PM	#2
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Gone Fishing! Thats me

10-10-2008, 09:22 PM	#3
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Gone Fishing! it works for me __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

10-11-2008, 10:50 PM	#4
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Gone Fishing! LMAO!!!!!!!!

10-13-2008, 10:09 AM	#5
bobzinger Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Livermore CA Posts: 1,334	Gone Fishing! talking bout fishing... __________________ Life is Good! Eternal Life is better!

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