Healing

radco · 08-11-2015, 10:42 AM

Healing

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across
the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "Yes!" So, the Republican requested that she give
Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and
asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup
of hot tea, “My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey
there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!"

He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy
over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer.

"On my bill," he said loudly so everyone in the restaurant could hear.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed."

The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and
began to praise the Lord.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed."

The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands
and he, too, began to praise the Lord.

Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat.

The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me....... I'm on disability!"

For those who understand, no explanation is necessary.

id-man · 08-11-2015, 11:40 AM

My republican friends would love this joke. They love anything that grinds others while aggrandizing themselves....partisanly speaking. At least the ones I know well enough to hear them out. Their zealosity approaches religious fervor. I should think being adamantly right all the time would be a lot of work but they swing away. Bless their hearts.

Old Bear · 08-14-2015, 10:32 AM

Wouldn't have mattered if he was touched or not, as he only uses the crutches when out in public anyway.

And again, for those who understand, no explanation is necessary!

08-11-2015, 10:42 AM	#1
radco Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dedham Maine Posts: 4,199	Healing Healing A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "Yes!" So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, “My treat." The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly so everyone in the restaurant could hear. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord. Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me....... I'm on disability!" For those who understand, no explanation is necessary. __________________ Last edited by radco; 08-11-2015 at 10:45 AM.

08-11-2015, 11:40 AM	#2
id-man Advanced Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Cape Cod Massachusetts Posts: 822	My republican friends would love this joke. They love anything that grinds others while aggrandizing themselves....partisanly speaking. At least the ones I know well enough to hear them out. Their zealosity approaches religious fervor. I should think being adamantly right all the time would be a lot of work but they swing away. Bless their hearts. __________________ 2004 Nomad 1500FI - weeeeeeeeee!

08-14-2015, 10:32 AM	#3
Old Bear Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Clarksville, TN Posts: 1,432	Wouldn't have mattered if he was touched or not, as he only uses the crutches when out in public anyway. And again, for those who understand, no explanation is necessary! __________________ Jerry "Old Bear" Barker Clarksville, TN Americas Guardians PS MC President, Tennessee 16-A VBA #02203 "Blaze" 2017 Vaquero "Black Magic" 2011 Vaquero, 69k miles, handed down to my son for hopefully many more miles!