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Old 04-13-2015, 06:47 AM   #1
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Hillary

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened in Benghazi?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And,
Third -whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"

Just then the bell rings for recess.

Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we?
Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different boy-little Johnny--puts his hand up;
Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is. "Johnny."

"And what is your question, Johnny?"

"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened in Benghazi?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third- whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And, Fifth - where's Kenneth?"
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Old 04-13-2015, 07:40 AM   #2
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Old 04-13-2015, 08:18 AM   #3
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That's funny and too fn scary.
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Old 04-13-2015, 09:55 AM   #4
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and just about true I think.
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Old 04-13-2015, 12:12 PM   #5
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Old 04-13-2015, 04:57 PM   #6
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They killed Kenny! The bastards!!
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