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Old 09-05-2008, 11:34 AM   #1
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A woman goes to her gynecologist for a checkup. She gets undressed and gets up on the table. The doctor comes and takes one look at her box and says " I don't wanna be rude but you've got the biggest I've ever seen." The woman was shocked that he would say that. When she got home she went into the bathroom and undressed in front of the mirror to see if she could tell just how big it was. When she couldn't see well enought she became frustrated and took the mirror off of the wall and placed it on the floor. She then straddled the mirror to get a better look. At that moment her husband came and said "Honey, what are you doing?" She replied, "I'm just doing some exercises." "Well careful you don't fall in that f**king hole!"
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:10 PM   #2
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ROFLMAO
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:14 PM   #3
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LMAO thats funny
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Old 09-05-2008, 09:37 PM   #4
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Thats great!
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Old 09-05-2008, 09:38 PM   #5
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-05-2008, 09:39 PM   #6
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LMAO
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:20 PM   #7
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I did her
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:32 PM   #8
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Beez....you are such a sl*t! ;)
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:52 PM   #9
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Thank you Jane
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:07 PM   #10
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Enjoyed that joke, OP.
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Old 09-06-2008, 10:01 PM   #11
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Tie a 2x4 on your ass to keep from falling on in.


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