"Ole Blue"

Loafer · 04-26-2012, 07:20 PM

"Ole Blue"

A young cowboy from Texas goes off to college.
Half way through the semester, having foolishly
squandered all his money .... he calls home.
"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education
is developing! They actually have a program here in Missoula
that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue how to talk!"
"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ole' Blue
in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says
"and I'll get him in the course."
So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester,
the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
"So how's Ole' Blue doing son?" his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you
just won't believe this -- they've had such good results
they have started to teach the animals how to read!"
"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue
in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."
The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem.
At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog
can neither talk, nor read.
So he shoots the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father
is all excited.
"Where's Ole' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read
something and talk!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday
morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole' Blue was
in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading
the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does".
"Then Ole' Blue turned to me and asked, so, is your daddy
still messing around with that little redhead who lives
down the street?"
The father went white and exclaimed, "I hope you shot
that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"
The kid went on to law school, and now serves in
Washington D.C. as a Congressman.

ToeJam · 04-26-2012, 07:25 PM

I think that congressman represents my district.

**ringadingh** · 04-26-2012, 08:24 PM

Just as funny this time around!

dmyers · 04-26-2012, 09:34 PM

bendusty · 04-27-2012, 09:44 AM

Oldie but a goodie...

**markclark57** · 04-27-2012, 12:02 PM

Bad news is he just voted himself another "raise for life."

04-26-2012, 07:20 PM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	"Ole Blue" "Ole Blue" A young cowboy from Texas goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money .... he calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Missoula that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue how to talk!" "That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ole' Blue in that program?" "Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says "and I'll get him in the course." So, his father sends the dog and $1,000. About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home. "So how's Ole' Blue doing son?" his father asks. "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this -- they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!" "Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?" "Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited. "Where's Ole' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!" "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does". "Then Ole' Blue turned to me and asked, so, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?" The father went white and exclaimed, "I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!" "I sure did, Dad!" "That's my boy!" The kid went on to law school, and now serves in Washington D.C. as a Congressman. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

04-26-2012, 07:25 PM	#2
ToeJam Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Houston Posts: 467	I think that congressman represents my district. __________________ Jim / Houston Texas VBA #01936 VROC #34478 TexasVROC 2010 Nomad

04-26-2012, 08:24 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Just as funny this time around! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-26-2012, 09:34 PM	#4
dmyers Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: springfield Mo Posts: 1,310	__________________ Don Myers 2012 green vaquero custom bars V&H pro pipe FI2000 custom intake work in progress

04-27-2012, 12:02 PM	#6
markclark57 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,108	Bad news is he just voted himself another "raise for life." __________________ 2006 Vulcan 1600 Classic "George III" (Patricia's) 2006 Vulcan 1600 Nomad "Grace" (Mark's) Mark Clark VBA #1619 TaibhseDaid@Gmail.Com "Irish" @ Maricopa County Chapter of B.A.C.A. Phoenix, AZ

04-27-2012, 09:44 AM	#5
bendusty Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Watkinsville, GA Posts: 186	Oldie but a goodie...