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Old 07-22-2011, 08:05 AM   #1
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My dog.

It's just hit me !!

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
She has her food prepared for her.

She can eat whenever she wants.
Her meals are provided at no cost to her.
She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep.
If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep.
She receives these accommodations absolutely free.
She is living like a Queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.......


I think my dog is a member of Congress!

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Old 07-22-2011, 08:55 AM   #2
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My dog.

Sad but true!
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Old 07-22-2011, 09:49 AM   #3
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My dog.

I'm certain she's smarter than a considerable number of them.
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My dog.

Funny.

Very true Dave I think the dumbest dog alive is smarter than all the people in Washington.
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Old 07-22-2011, 06:13 PM   #5
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My dog.

I don't blame the dog one bit if he found a sucker to do everything for him.
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