My dog.

**wompus** · 07-26-2010, 06:40 AM

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy sh*t, my dog is an Obama democrat!

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waterman · 07-26-2010, 10:24 AM

That may be, but at least most dog's appreciate you.

**ringadingh** · 07-26-2010, 04:54 PM

Sounds just like my wife!!

sly · 07-26-2010, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ringadingh

Sounds just like my wife!!

Good thing your leaving for the weekend and I'll bet she doesn't look at this site often ::) ::)

Stump · 07-26-2010, 07:39 PM

I thought this was a place for jokes , sounds like real life to me . ooops did i say that out loud?Sorry!

**ringadingh** · 07-26-2010, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

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Originally Posted by Ringadingh

Sounds just like my wife!!

Good thing your leaving for the weekend and I'll bet she doesn't look at this site often ::) ::)

She never comes here, that why I can get away with this crap.

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-28-2010, 09:11 PM

blowndodge · 07-29-2010, 10:26 AM

At least your dog's not calling you a racist!!

07-26-2010, 06:40 AM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	My dog. My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy sh*t, my dog is an Obama democrat! . __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

07-26-2010, 10:24 AM	#2
waterman Top Contributor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 6,530	My dog. That may be, but at least most dog's appreciate you. __________________ Joel "Waterman" 2017 HD Road Glide Ultra 2006 Nomad - Sold VBA 213 VROC 16913 Custer 09: Cortez 10: Crescent City 11: Kanab 12: Estes Park 13: Tahoe 14: Red Lodge 16

07-26-2010, 04:54 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	My dog. Sounds just like my wife!! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-26-2010, 07:39 PM	#5
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	My dog. I thought this was a place for jokes , sounds like real life to me . ooops did i say that out loud?Sorry! __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

07-28-2010, 09:11 PM	#7
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	My dog. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

07-29-2010, 10:26 AM	#8
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	My dog. At least your dog's not calling you a racist!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

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